How Many Pipes Do You Need?

 

(At the back of the hill) The other day a woman expressed keen interest in my pipe, which albeit handsome was but one of many. To which remarkable datum she expressed surprise. Surely one good pipe, a pipe that radiated gravitas and hot middle-aged male sensuality and romantic appeal, was all that was necessary?
She didn't quite put it that way, but I'm extrapolating.
"One hundred and sixty?!? Good Lord, how many of those damned things do you really need?" Continued