Do they smoke in heaven?

(FT) ... I am constantly reprimanded for smoking a cigar even in the street in America. It’s easier to commit murder there, particularly in California. A woman once collapsed her fat shadow on me at Malibu Beach, where I was minding my own business enjoying a small corona. Squinting at her substantial penumbra, I heard this piercing bark from her: “Do you mind putting out that ceegar?” I lost my cool and asked her, “Yes, madam; in which of your eyes?” Continued